To Infinity & Beyond Copywriting Service

Fact: Buzz Lightyear is cool beans. About a month ago, I got an email from a prospective client enquiring about my copywriting service. Right off the bat, we ping-ponged and swapped ideas about her business. I'd thought our brainstorming session was going well – until she replied that our emails were getting too much to handle. It burned [...]

Misunderstood

Every weekday at around eight o'clock in the morning, I hang my clothes out to dry. If you're a non-Singaporean folk, this is how we do it: It's a mixture of dread and comfort. Comfort, because sorting out my laundry helps me plan my day. Dread, because the old man from the opposite apartment block is watching [...]

Bewitched Sheila Sommers

8 Ways You Can Stand Out In A Sea Of Sameness

Because shit's about to get real, and lately, it's been all about drumming up the hype. Don't fix your teeth – yep, that vampire-ish teeth of yours is a trademark. But remember to brush them, because you don't want to pull a Sheila Sommers. Case in point: Wear a compelling outfit. Your go-to solution could be a 'Marilyn [...]

Potential first-lines for a novel or screenplay

Potential one-liners for a novel/screenplay

I get first dibs. "I can tie my shoelace on my own; we're not filming Descendants of the Sun." "Last night, I saw Dad felt up Mum. My eyes, they burned." "You can't be witty in Hokkien." "She's a bully harassed by bullies." "Ma has always been emotionally immature. Somehow menopause set it free." "Life [...]