I get first dibs.
- “I can tie my shoelace on my own; we’re not filming Descendants of the Sun.”
- “Last night, I saw Dad felt up Mum. My eyes, they burned.”
- “You can’t be witty in Hokkien.”
- “She’s a bully harassed by bullies.”
- “Ma has always been emotionally immature. Somehow menopause set it free.”
- “Life isn’t fair and we learned that in our NAPFA test.”
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